Very Simply, Fun.. lots of fun. So much so in fact, here's the debrief in brief. Now that you see it, enjoy it, (tho much left out I have) I have sleep to catch up on for something like a coherent article later ;)

Friday...
- Shore Leave Ho! We went, we arrived, we found out our rooms weren't ready.
- Later we hunted down something and beat it to a senseless pulp.... found out we were drunk and it was a horta... so no charges were filed.
- Chilled out around hotel, checked out Ice sculpture. ...it was cold... but not quite blue enough.
- Chef dude arrived... Made Ice Sculpture blue.... (he used food coloring... get your minds out of those gutters... for now)
- Went to Pirate Party... fashionably and late.
- Had lots of fun.. too much to drink.
- Went for walk around hotel with Chris Horax.
- Realized mistake in walking in 5inch heels while motor cortex impaired.
- Still didn't trip much tho.
- Returned to room, Changed into comfy clothes.
- Saw bottle of Champagne I requested earlier.. nicely chilled.
- Consumed bottle of Champagne whilest hanging with friends freshly arrived.
- 2:30a.m. Passed out completely.
- 2:33->4:30a.m. Tony drinks his beer.
- Janek earns title of Beer-barella.
- Cameron still doesn't think he's seen anything good today.

Saturday...
- Woke up at 11a.m. by some guy from the 769th MSG... was told I was sleeping the con away. Told him I had no intention of sleep steering the ship and shooed him away while I got up.
- Hangover evident.. move real slow, carry huge stick.... oh wait.. Janek's staff weapon not here...
- Janek's not here... must be out with staff weapon.... mental note: warn Chris Judge later of impending Jaf'a stick action.
- Moved slowly.. got into bathing suit... Hangover still evident. Perhaps some sun and swim will help... Grab the dew before I leave.
- In sun.
- Woah... Real radioactive stuff Sun... don't pull any punches.
- ...
- The King of Town steals my cocoa butter.
- ...
- Decide that sun is wasting my time, much like sleep. Decide to hit water. Put Dew on Pool Stuff Patrol.
- Water Definitely bad idea. Can still swim like 'Man From Atlantis' though.
- Relieved Dew of guard duty.. and a few ounces. Returning to room to change.. see the KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... er see the Con ;)
- Walk sopping wet into impromptu room party. Deity calling. Take call in the loo.
- Steve shows up after offering of vodka made to porcelain god hashimshi.
- Going to see 'Pirates of the Carribean' with Arnand, Kat, Steve, Matt, Mike and... me ;)
- Johnny Dep freaking Rocks man... Captain Sparrow, You have my thanks.. and my 6 bucks ya freakin pirate! In Jersey its 5$ or so for matinee.
- Return trip to Hotel, caught in gale force winds and rain... My choice. Hanging with Mike and Arnand.
- Return to hotel to hang.
- Hang out with Kat and Steve and Arnand et al, with PS2.
- Break with PS2 and friends and stop in on BLT.
- Decided to go classy, not trashy. Wore a tap pant set with button front cami-vest. Worked like a charm.
- Got into balloon battle.
- Instigated pillow fight.
- Made bed and got away quickly before more mayhem ensued.
- Chilled before ten-forward dance... who put 'Fellowship of the Ring' on? And for that matter 'XXX'?
- Talked with Sashi about the Dept. Of Homeland Gestapo... Umm security... ;) We agree. Has got to go before this country gets any more fascist... and so do those dudes with the machine guns hanging around nyc.
- Gone down to catch stragglers at Ten Forward.
- Ten Forward suck more than usual, rave also cancelled.
- Dropped in on Debraak party.
- Helped close Debraak party.. Pistacchio cake did not go well with moi. Company much more fun. Stripper girl smacks into full length exterior window.
- Stripper chic drunk and overdressed for the occasion. Runs away giggling.
- Debraak personnel open window in hopes of capturing elusive stripper girl, should she return.
- Sleep beckons... hangover finally gone.

Sunday
- Get ready to go to breakfast. Smart black top and skirt combo. Everyone mistakes it for a dress.. loves it anyway. I don't complain.
- Get table for 7 at Cinnamon Tree.
- Talk with Denise Crosby and son at Cinnamon Tree Reservation Desk for a few mins. Introduce her to Janek. Tell her trekkies 1 basically sucked and to never do that again.
- Got stood up for breakfast at Cinammon Tree. Mucho Pissed-o!
- Three dollar glass of orange juice later... head with Janek and kick ass self down to Mystery Trekkie Theater to kick Steve's butt.
- The kicking of Steve's butt unnecessary.. he saved seats. And remembered, am going to kill him in 2016 anyway.
- Mystery Trekkie Theater really fun... Horgon definitely needed for IC.
- Putzed about a bit after. Didn't go see 28 days later with group, decided to stay and offer hover support for ailing CMO. (Wasn't keen on movie anyway.)
- Jumped in to ambulance chase caravan to St. Joseph's Hospital in Towson... Beautiful plumage.
- Turned heads at Catholic medical center. Went for walk. Found Chinese place.
- Returned and made comments regarding Wontons, best left to irony... or todd's story telling... ask him.
- Watched bits of 'You've got Mail', 'The Wedding Planner', and some other crap on TNT... must rent and sit through both films now.
- Returned to hotel, picked up shuttle crew for return to Avenger.
- Change of Plans... staying the night thanks to Chief Science Officer and Janek's superior at work at home.

Monday
- A Holy crap... Its 8am.. And still little sleep. Found out we were ice cold on floor all night whilest bed bound people were too warm... And neither of us thought about thermostat changes.
- Admiral slept all night through without wakies. This affects nothing and is anecdotal.
- Decided to attend Starfleet Breakfast. After all, buffet thing didn't work out day before. This run much better.
- HOLY CRAP! NO BACON!!!!!!!
- Told waitress about the inherent doom in being bacon free.
- Bacon Replaced, and promptly snatched.
- 3 star Chef guy looks at me like I'm nuts when I ask him to put bacon in my waffle.
- Chef refuses to put bacon in waffle.... geez... and he calls himself a chef, where's Gareth when you need him?
- Develop and implement shielding device against new 'Confetti Bomb' developed by Ms. Sylvester, Starfleet PR Division.
- Defended Bacon vs. Confetti Bomb Assaults.
- Found waffle to be made with love... disected little hearts and consumed heartily.
- Thanked Admiral for the treat. Met Sashi... took horde of booty from Fleet Breakfast and loaded up shuttle.
- Talked with Sashi.
- Left for the Avenger at 11:30am

(c 2003, Lourdes C., Recreation Dept., Medical Division, USS Avenger NCC-1860)

Addendum: Just put up my Cafepress site to help with all this. You can go to http://www.cafepress.com/lesravienne and help a girl out. Make sure to share the link with your friends ;) This works better in mass ;)